JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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