Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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