No stitches, just platelets and will power
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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