a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
