What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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