im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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