I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
