Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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