One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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