Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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