Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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