I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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