I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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