I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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