I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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