I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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