Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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