The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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