She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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