the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
The ass gains better be worth it
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