I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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