I must be too annoying 4 u.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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