i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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