And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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