What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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