What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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