Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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