I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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