i jhust puked up my retainher.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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