She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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