After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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