What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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