I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
