check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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