We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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