Someone shit on the floor
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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