Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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