i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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