i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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