STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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