physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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