oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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