You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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