loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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