BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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