Where did you get a picture of my penis
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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