I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Boobs are out for the taking
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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