there was a trapeze. enough said
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
There was a lot of him and a little penis
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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