I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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