I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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