It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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