i think i have two assholes
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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