I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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