Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Randomize