bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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