I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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