Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
my liver is dry heaving
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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