Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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